Schmidt: Hey Jess. I brought you some tea. I’m just gunna leave it right here okay. There you go. So Russell? Ouch. Right? Who saw that coming? Not me, certainly not Russell. I guess you saw it coming. I mean you’re the one who broke up with him.
Jess: Leave Schmidt.
Schmidt: All right, fine I’ll leave but you know what? Know this you’re not the only one hurting here Jessica Day. The economy stinks, bees are dying. Movies are pretty much all sequels now and I have a..
Jess: Don’t say broken penis.
Schmidt: I have a broken penis. Don’t pretend you know my pain.
So, listen, this is not an official examination, and i’m not officially telling you that you bruised your spine, and i’m not officially giving you these pills to manage the pain.
BE MORE ADORABLE, ZOOEY, I DARE YOU!
I don’t want to be a babe. I don’t want vanity to ever get in the way, because I think to maintain that, you have to be aware of yourself all the time, and that gets in the way of acting. My job’s not to be the beautiful person. My job is to be the best actor I can be.
I love old music, old movies, screwball comedies, vintage clothes and basically I’m an old-fashioned gal.
I don’t really like to go out very much. I’m not scandalous. I’m not, like, in this to be famous. I also find it so embarrassing when you read about people and it’s like they were so trashed at Skybar and stumbling around. I don’t want to be that person. That’s just so embarrassing to have that written about you.
28 - Zooey Deschanel
