AU Avengers: Budapest, 4 years ago
Natasha and Clint are tasked to intercept a dangerous package that is expected to be passing through Budapest’s famous Parliament Building. All hell breaks loose when Clint is made while attempting to retrieve the package. Natasha goes in, guns blazing, to save him and they flee the scene together while being chased by hundreds of parliament guards and policemen. In the end, they barely escape after blowing up half of District V and have to lay low overnight before S.H.I.E.L.D. can extract them. With adrenaline coursing through them, the two agents let their emotions take over and spend the night together. In the morning, they make their way to the extraction point, both questioning whether sleeping together was a good decision. They mutually decide that what happens in Budapest stays in Budapest and they go their separate ways.
Renner grew up with a pygmy goat named Sugar. He’s the oldest kid, with four siblings who range in age from 37 years to 4 months. He and his best friend (the actor Kristoffer Winters, whom he also confusingly refers to as “my brother”) run a successful side business renovating houses. Sometimes he lives in the houses during construction, often without such bourgie comforts as electricity and indoor plumbing. Disciplines he’s studied include but are not limited to: world religion, sociology, criminology, Filipino stick fighting, and Muay Thai martial arts. Previous professions: ski instructor, professional makeup artist. He has taught himself to be unafraid of sharks. He has dined with Colin Powell and has regularly basked in the praise of such luminaries as Sean Penn—but about the only time he’s found himself starstruck was when he met Cesar Millan, TV’s Dog Whisperer. He is, by turns, cut-the-bullshit intense and just-fucking-with-you funny. He’s religiously unsentimental (“I don’t give a shit about the past”) and unabashedly devoted to his cream-colored miniature French bulldog, Franklin.
I’m not saying the dude is weird. I’m saying he contains multitudes.
“Jeremy Renner Finally Gets Some Action” by Adam Sachs, Details, December 2011
