25
Jan
11:30am

bluevein:

Ferris Bueller’s Day Off;

Ferris: The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It’s a good non-specific symptom; I’m a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you that a good phony fever is a dead lock, but, uh… you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor’s office. That’s worse than school. You fake a stomach cramp, and when you’re bent over, moaning and wailing, you lick your palms. It’s a little childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.

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07
Nov
3:01pm
20
Dec
11:14pm
14
Oct
9:11am

TUMBLR HAS QUALITY TASTE! I I HIGHLY APPROVE OF YOUR LOVE FOR FERRIS.

13
Oct
11:29pm

TWIST AND SHOUT!

Ferris Bueller’s Day Off (1986)

03
Mar
6:36pm

Cameron: Pardon my french, but you’re an asshole!