Severus Snape - Jizz in my pants.

dont-diss-the-sonic:

Lock eyes from across the room
Down my wand while the rhythms boom
Take your hand and skip the names
No need here for the silly games
Make our way through the smoke and crowd
The train is leaving and I’m on your cloud
Move in close as the spells fly
Our bodies touch and the angels cry
Leave Slytherin’s common room and go to yours
Want to kiss your lips outside your dorm
A whole night what we’ve got in store
Yell at me that you love James more
And I
JIZZ IN MY PANTS

This really never happens you can take my word
I won’t apologize, because THAT’S ABSUUURD
Mainly your fault from the way that you yell
And now I
JIZZ IN MY PANTS
Don’t tell your friends or I’ll say you’re a slut
Plus it’s your fault, you were rubbing my butt
I’m very sensitive, some would say that’s a plus

Have to go back to my room and change

I need a few things from Borgin & Burkes
I hate the way that Potter smirks
You left me heart broken not lookin’ for love
Surprise in my eyes when I looked above
the check out counter and I saw a face
My heart stood still so did time and space
Never felt that I could feel real again
But the look in Voldy’s eyes said he would ascend
Borgin turned to me that’s when he said it
Looked me dead in the face, asked “Cash or Credit?”
And I

JIZZED IN MY PANTS
It’s perfectly normal, nothing wrong with me
But we’re going to need a clean up on aisle 3
And now I’m posed in an awkward stance because I
JIZZED IN MY PANTS
To be fair he was flirting a lot
Plus the way he bags poisons got me bothered and hot
Please stop acting like you’re not impressed
One more thing, I’m gonna pay by check

Last week - he killed a mudblood
And he said it was a stupid mudblood
So I walked outside into the rain
Checked your home, I was in pain and I
JIZZED IN MY PANTS

Speeding down the street when the red lights flash
need to get away need to make a dash
A song comes on that reminds me of you and I
JIZZ IN MY PANTS

The next day I think of you and I
JIZZ IN MY PANTS

Open my window and a breeze rolls in and I
JIZZ IN MY PANTS

When Albus Dumbledore was dead at the end of Harry’s sixth year I
JIZZED IN MY PANTS

I just ate a grape and I
JIZZED…IN…MY PANTS
JIZZED…IN…MY PANTS

Ok, seriously you guys, can we…ok…

I jizzed right in my pants every time you were next to me
And when we were holding hands, it was like having sex to me
You said I’m premature, I just call it ecstasy
I wear a rubber at all times, it’s a necessity

Cuz I
JIZZ. IN. MY PANTS
(I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants, yes I jizz in my pants, yes I jizz in my pants)
yes I JIZZ. IN. MY PANTS
(I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants)